Friday

"Hunting Ground"

Guest Star Fred Arsenault
This week on Law & Order SVU, the show opens on dueling dates.  Detective Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) and Executive Assistant District Attorney David Haden (Harry Connick, Jr.) are getting hotter and heavier, from movie night to her apartment.  She puts up a phony fight, but gives in at the end.  Cut to a man, ‘Brewster’ (Fred Arsenault) calling for a date from The Village Voice newspaper advertising for the ‘girlfriend experience’.  Turns out the girl, Haley (Emily Kinney) is a pretty 16 year old blonde with a child, trying to make a living while her mom watches the baby.  The date goes well until he opens the car door for her to get in, and she hesitates.  She should have run for it.  In the next scene, we see her in the back of his car, locked behind the dog gate, pleading for her life.  Cue the theme music.

Let me just say, this is the best episode of the season, so far.  Perhaps due to the fact that the cold blooded killer was off screen for most of the episode and we knew nothing of his motivations until the end, or perhaps the clock was counting down to whether or not the kidnapped victim was still alive, or perhaps finally, Benson resolved her feelings for Haden.  For all these reasons and more, it worked.

This is not a summary of the episode; it is a recap of the five best moments of the show.  Here’s the countdown to the Five Best Moments of the Show.

#5 Best Moment of the Show.   Haley’s mom (Alison Bartlett) plays a taped phone recording for Detective Benson and Nick Amaro (Danny Pino).  It’s her daughter admitting to her sins.  She’s been ‘a bad girl’.  She’s obviously being tortured and made to repeat lines from a script.  The mom holds the granddaughter in her arms.  This cannot end well.

#4 Best Moment of the Show.   Detective Tutuola Odafin (Ice-T) and Amanda Rollins (Kelli Giddish) questions the ‘madam’ at the ‘escort’ service.  She’s obviously defensive. “I just match up consenting adults.  She (Haley) just started with me.  She told me she didn’t feel safe at her other agency.  A girl went out on a date Christmas Eve.  She never came back.”  Fin and Rollins proceed to ‘escort service #2’ and find out the name of the second missing girl and a matching profile of the ‘john’ that took both girls out on ‘dates’.  The second madam is an older blue collar type dispatcher.  There is nothing high-end about him. “Says his name was Brewster, paid cash, says his wife is nosy.”  When Fin and Rollins questions him about the girl that went missing on Christmas Eve, he cries foul, “My top earner, Roxie.  When I found her, all of her teeth rotted from the Meth.  I bought her new veneers, cuspid to cuspid.”  He thinks he got the short end of the stick.  What a bunch of predators.  At least now, the manhunt begins.

#3 Best Moment of the Show.  Benson and Amaro question the bartender from date night.  They get lucky.  The bartender recognizes the photo, can tell they were on a first date, that the guy paid cash, and asked for a doggy bag when all he had on the plate was a bone.  Big foreshadowing.  The next scene, Haley is running for her life in the woods, with ‘Brewster’ and his dog chasing her with his crossbow.  This is a vicious psychotic torturer.

#2 Best Moment of the Show.   The Village Voice ran all the ads of the underage ‘escort’ girls that have fallen prey to the killer.  Benson thinks The Voice is facilitating underage sex trafficking.  She wants to set up a sting, she thinks they are complicit.  Haden hangs tough to the letter of the law, “The paper hasn’t broken any laws.”  Good think Haden has a pair on him.  He didn’t cave into Benson’s knee jerk reaction to lock everyone up. 

Finally, the #1 Best Moment of the Show.  Benson and Amaro finally catch a break.  A uniform cop remembers seeing a guy walking without a leash.  “Poor guy had a shovel.  He just buried his other dog.”  The detectives exchange knowing glances.  They trace the lead to Dead Horse Bay.  The cops finds a body.  The K-9 unit finds another body.  The camera is trained on four K-9 units, all find dead bodies on the beach.  This is going to be gruesome.  Next scene, “We’re up to 11, all women ages 18-25.”  All the victims were asphyxiated.  Who gets out of the car, but EADA Haden.  He says, “I wanted to see for myself.  I want to have the scene in my head, before I go after the downtown boys.”  The next scene, EADA Haden is on camera giving a press story.  My office and the NYPD are going after the person responsible and the newspaper who pimp out these girls and mark them as easy prey.  Each of these women was someone’s daughter, mother, sister…  They will not be forgotten.”  That sealed it.  Benson falls for him, hook, line, and sinker.

Final Wrap-up.  The etymologist traces ticks on the dead girl to ulster county.  The detectives even find a girl that got away.  She’s still in the psych ward from what ‘Brewster’ did to her.  They trace ‘Brewster’ all the way to his apartment where they find all the paraphernalia of a psychotic serial hunter/killer.  He’s a game keeper at a wildlife preserve.  At his shack, ‘Brewster’ gets the drop on Benson and the monologue drags on.  Finally, Amaro gets a shot from under the crawl space.  He brings ‘Brewster’ down.  Benson and Amaro come back to the squad room.  Benson calms Craigen, “Captain, it was a good shooting.  I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him.”  Craigen wants to hold Amaro’s hand, “It’s your first one?  I’ll walk you through the paperwork.”  Amaro puts him off, “Captain, can I have a minute?” Amaro takes his tablet and walk back to the restroom to skpe his wife in Afghanistan.  She’s happy he got the perp.  “I love you.”  “I love you, too.”  “Stay safe.” “You too, okay?”  This is the most bonding we’ve seen yet between Amaro and his military wife.  It feels forced.  This does not end well.

Next week on Law & Order SVU, Benson’s brother shows up.  He wants her help to return his kids to him.  She’s caught between helping the only family she ever knew and obeying the law.


Saturday

"Home Invasion"

Guest Star Esai Morales
This week on Law & Order SVU, the show opens on a family of three (mom, dad, and daughter) relaxing at home.  The dad and daughter are watching a basketball game on TV.  The mom, Joan, has to answer the door bell.  They think it’s the Chinese food delivery boy.  It’s not.  It’s a gun man who takes the mother out, then everyone else.  By the time the detectives arrive on the scene, the word ‘Queer’ has been graffiti on the living room wall.  The mom was an executive at the Gay Rights Coatlition.  Even Detective Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) is shocked at the vicious execution style killing of a whole family.  Cue the theme music.

This is not a summary of the episode; it is a recap of the five best moments of the show.  Here’s the countdown to the Five Best Moments of the Show.

#5 Best Moment of the Show.   Detective Benson and Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) are questioning the remaining head of the Gay Rights Coalition when she reveals that Joan and she ‘were involved’  ‘She was my life.’  Joan was going to leave her husband, Sydney, as soon as her daughter Emmie got a little older.  OMG, she was living a secret life.

#4 Best Moment of the Show.   Benson and Amaro are questioning the maid who Sydney accuses of stealing from her employer.  “I never stole any jewelry.  I would never.  14 years I work for them.  Sydney gets in trouble, he blames me…He pawned those earrings himself.  Sydney was a gambler, he owed big.  He had already sold off his autograph baseball, his watch.’  Where were you Friday night?  “Bible Study.  My brother (the ex-con) was leading the session”  Cut to Esai Morales leading the congregation in a frenzy of a sermon.  His sister was telling the truth, bible.

#3 Best Moment of the Show.  Detectives Amanda Rollins (Kelli Giddish) is just finishing pumping gas when the bar tender/bookie from the last scene comes up behind her and punches her in the stomach.  He punches her again as he threatens her.  “You’re into it good.  If you’re even thinking of going to your Captain, you won’t even see us coming.”  That’s a threat she takes seriously.  Smart girl.  But she still comes clean to her partner, Detective Odafin Tutuola (Ice-T), who backs her all the way.  He engineers a crackdown on the illegal gambling operation, and uncovers all the dirty cops who are in bed with the loan shark.

#2 Best Moment of the Show.   Rollins finally works up enough nerve to come clean with Captain Craigen.  Turns out he already knows about her gambling.  He completely understands, because he’s been in her shoes.  Years ago his own Captain got him help instead of firing him.  “You’re a good detective, Amanda.  I don’t want to end your career.  So I’m going to get you help.  But if you screw up again, you’re going down.”  Rollins loses it and gets all tearful.  In barges Benson and Amaro, “Father (Syndey) and daughter (Emmie) tested positive for the same strand of Herpes.”  Man, the bad news just keeps coming.

Finally, the #1 Best Moment of the Show.  Turns out Sydney has been abusing his daughter Emmie for months.  She told the housekeeper and her brother.  Both were determined to save her from ‘the devil’.  But Emmie wanted both her dad and her mother dead.  You see her mother knew about the abuse and didn’t stop it.  Emmie says, “She was more worried about saving the world than saving her own daughter.”  Her boyfriend hugs her, wants to save her.  But she motions for him not to worry, because “I’m free.  I’m free now.“  I’d have to agree.  The abusers are out of her life, for good.

Craigen takes Rollins to a gambler support group, “You’re here.  It’s the first step.”  Looks like Rollins took that all important first step on the road to recovery.

Next week on Law & Order SVU, seven victims of a serial killer were ‘ripped from the headlines’.  Benson decides to turn the table on him.

"Father's Shadow"

Guest Star Michael McKean
This week on Law & Order SVU, the show opens with a gritty film noire look.  Captain Don Craigen (Dann Florek), Detective Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay), and Detective Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) walk over to the uniform at a hostage situation who says the perp asked for her by name.  The next scene then announces itself as ‘Five Days Ago’.  This style of storytelling has been used many times by other dramas, but is a first for Law and Order SVU.  Cut to the next scene where Benson is on stage delivering a speech on “…increase in drug facilitated assault,…survivors suffer from guilt, self-blame.”  Cut to what is obviously an actress arriving to an audition; Malory Jenner meets the producer of the reality show for the first time.  The producer, Burt Sandow (Michael McKean) says, “Show me you will do whatever it takes to get this job.  Hold the documentary trophy, seduce the audience.  Let them know you want this.”  Next scene, it’s night time, a girl is zonked out on the park bench.  A creep comes up upon her.  He makes a lame attempt to wake her, “Miss, you okay?”, then proceeds to take advantage of her.  Are you kidding me?  What a creep!  Another guy comes by walking his dog and sees what’s going on.  He is the Good Samaritan that chases him down and stops him.  The cops come for the clean-up.  Detective Amanda Rollins (Kelli Giddish) says, “No purse, no wallet, no stalking, shoes on the wrong feet.”  The perp tries to blow off the arrest.  “I thought she was dead”.  Detective Odafin Tutuola (Ice-Y) can’t believe his ears, “Excuse me?”  Cue the theme music.

This is not a summary of the episode; it is a recap of the five best moments of the show.  Here’s the countdown to the Five Best Moments of the Show.

#5 Best Moment of the Show.   The perp is in the interrogation room.  He pleads his innocence, “I’m no rapist.  Okay, I’m not saying I haven’t done things.  I just like shearling.  Check her coat.”  Turns out he only rubs up on women in subways, but they must have a shearling coat on first.  He is not and has never been a rapist.  He's just a creep with a shearling fetish.  That’s rare.

#4 Best Moment of the Show.   Burt Sandow is sitting next to his attorney in the interrogation room when Amaro and Benson question him.  Sandow says, “I didn’t rape those girls.  Why would I have to?  They’d do anything to get on stage.”  Cut to Benson walking into Amaro questioning Lacey Ford (Miranda Lambert), the latest victim.  “Lacey, the counselor at the hospital says you refused the rape kit.  Mr. Sandow assaulted another girl.  He assaulted you.  We need your help to stop him.”  Lacey counters, “If he goes to prison, what happens to the show?  I really want this part.”  OMG, Sandow was right!  These girls are driven by fame at any price.

#3 Best Moment of the Show.  Detectives Amanda Rollins (Kelli Giddish) give Sandow news of the hostage standoff.  “You want me to talk Eddie (his son, played by Cameron Monaghan) off the ledge, what are you going to do for me?  You want my help.  You pay my price.  All charges dropped.  I go free.  A public apology.  When my lawyer signs off, then we’ll talk.”  Sandow won’t cooperate.  Are the cops stupid?  Anyone who’s been watching the show can see this coming.  People who have been looking out for themselves all their lives do not suddenly think of others in a crisis.  It felt good to say, “I told you so.” to the screen.

#2 Best Moment of the Show.   The situation is tense inside the apartment.  Eddie has two hostages, his girlfriend Jess (Kelly Karbacz) and her daughter Lily (Emma Rayne Lyle).  Jess wants to take her daughter to the bathroom.  Eddie says no.  There is a struggle, the gun goes off, Jess gets shot in the leg.  The cops want to rush the room, but Benson talks them out of it.  She talks Eddie into letting her in to see to the wounded.  Brave girl.

Finally, the #1 Best Moment of the Show.  It’s the world against Benson.  She’s the only one who says she can talk the kid down.  All the ATTs are ready to take the sniper shot and kill the 19 year old.  Benson ends it.  First she gets the kid to realize how evil his father is, and then the kid thinks he’s just like his father, “I’m a monster”, and the only thing to do is to take himself out.  But then Benson reveals her past, “My father did terrible things to women, to my own mother.  You have a choice.  I’m nothing like my father.  You don’t have to be like yours.”  It worked!  The kid gives up the little girl hostage and his gun.  It’s all over.  “Good job, detective.”

Next week on Law & Order SVU, we find out the hard way that Detective Amanda Rollins is a closet gambler with a debt to a loan shark, who exacts payment for her outstanding debt.